5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Jan 12)

5. Motion Sickness

We need to talk about Kevin - because the Executive Vice President of WWE Television Production really is going to killing us one day. You can literally die from motion sickness, and the man is doing his level best to do it.

Twitter user @aguirre_eric is doing the Lord's work; on a recent post, he braved full motion sickness in order to count how many camera cuts Kevin Dunn directed during Roman's multiple corner clotheslines spot on Monday's RAW. There were 12 in 15 seconds; Dunn filmed each clothesline with a weird, consecutive mirror image effect that was barely in sync. It's as if the sh*thead genuinely hates wrestling to such an extent that he cannot bear to watch it for more than one second at a time. It was almost excusable as an experimental one-off. Less excusable was the follow up; as Reigns rolled Bálor over to deliver a big boot to his face, Dunn instructed no fewer than three cuts in one and a half seconds. This was almost parodic. The WWE TV product is illogical and repetitive enough as it is; we don't need another migraine trigger.

WWE: almost literally death by a thousand cuts.