5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Nov 23)

5. Enzo Amore Is A Sad Clown

Oh, Enzo Amore.

At Survivor Series, during the match between AOP and The Bar, he hijacked the show. He removed his Bart Simpson-in-Shelbyville Beatles wig, and ran through his 'Realest Guy In The Room' routine before being forcibly removed from that room. This really was an incredible scene. The guy wore a t-shirt with 'I'm Doin' Great' emblazoned across it, and the tragicomic part is that he believes it. He believes that turning up uninvited to a place that has no need for him whatsoever, and making a total spectacle of himself in the process, was somehow an act of rebellion, and not an abject humiliation. We probably shouldn't cover Enzo anymore; doing so only encourages this sad behaviour. So let's encourage it, because it is morbidly hilarious.

This publicity stunt was designed to attract attention for his rap concert held 24 hours later, to which just 35 people turned up.

Bada boom, only 35 guys in the room. How you doin'?

Those who did turn up were treated to some hits from Enzo's new album 'Rosemary's Baby Pt. 1: Happy Birthday'. Naming his album after a Roman Polanski film probably wasn't the best idea, but beyond a half-decent riff on the New Age Outlaws routine, did Enzo ever have a good one? The second song on the album is entitled 'Brass Ring', which, lol. Maybe that's what he was trying to grab when he sent himself tumbling over the top rope to Cesaro's utter bemusement.

The fourth song on the album is a Liv Morgan diss track entitled 'Liv A 30 For 30'. One of the lyrics?

"This life ain't easy on families, women, children, wives. Ric Flair will tell you that, right?"

F*ck off. Don't compare yourself to Ric Flair. The joke isn't funny anymore.

Another sample lyric: "I'm more mature than you."

It is funny again. There are several teenagers more mature than Enzo Amore.

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