5 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Nov 30)

5. Five Stars Lars With His Minus Five Stars Opinions

Pictured: Lars Sullivan trapped in the doghouse.

Say you've got a big job interview coming up. The first thing you should do is probably scan, or at least make unavailable to the public, your social media accounts. A picture of you out on the sesh, which we all do, is nonetheless not a good look to prospective employers.

Then, consider any potential conflicts of interest. It might be the case that you have a side business to which you could theoretically funnel clients, or something. Or, in the case of a certain prospective main roster powerhouse, locate your old message board posts and delete them.

Vince McMahon: Is there anything I should know before I call you up?

Lars Sullivan: I jerked off over your daughter once.

Vince McMahon: Me too, pal! Hahaha!

Vince McMahon may not care about Sullivan's sordid online history yet - but if sponsors catch a whiff of his rancid bullsh*t, he d*mn sure might. In addition to thanking Stephanie for the "very sexy fap vid" - what a lovely visual that is - Sullivan also referred to Bobby Lashley as a "horrible performer" and "clearly a steroid abuser". Endearing himself to Bobby Lashley even less, he also wrote that "some blacks want to take advantage of their great grandparent's misfortunes, and they want a piece of the pity pie."

"Misfortunes".

Yes, terribly unlucky to have been caught up in a near-century of enslavement. And those dumb black people shouldn't have cop gun magnets inside of them, either!

Saying also that 'KFC is for lower class people', and we wonder who he could possibly mean, Sullivan is, in several, several ways, not about to replace Shawn Michaels anytime soon. Using "extremely gay" as a slur in relation to NFL quarterback Philip Rivers, he claimed Rivers had no chance. "Philip is a gay name in itself!"

Sullivan also - this self-burial yielded as many developments as his matches do botches - claims to have "got with" Ronda Rousey. Well, he's very much not a soy boy cuck of a millennial, so maybe he did.

Sullivan also called CM Punk a "severely overrated pr*ck - so that's his WrestleMania 35 main event pencilled in, then.