5 Reasons Shinsuke Nakamura Will Never Win The WWE Title

5. Promos

Now some of you out there might see this as a weird entry as we're currently living in a time where Jinder Mahal is whispering his way through monologues on SmackDown Live. However, while the current WWE Champion is afforded a slice of each promo to speak more naturally and menacingly in native tongue - kayfabe lads, kayfabe - of Punjab, WWE aren't trying to penetrate Japan like they are India, so broken English is the best we get from Nakamura.

As we all know, if you're WWE Champion and you're not down to wrestle on a card, then you'll be out in the ring furthering a story with your mouth rather than the entirety of your body. And if you can't talk, you get Paul Heyman. And if you're not Brock Lesnar, you're f****d.

Nakamura's broken English, coupled with his mannerisms and facial expressions, could eerily steer him through promos like a bonafide mad man, but that would need WWE to truly understand what they have on their hands and as this article plays out we'll see they clearly don't.