5 Ups & 8 Downs From WWE WrestleMania 2

By Michael Hamflett /

2. Uncle N*bhead

WWE

A fat piece of sh*t.

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Paraphrasing perhaps, but that's possibly a rough approximation of what Vince McMahon felt about Adrian Adonis before saddling him with the 'Adorable' punishment persona he brilliantly managed to get over anyway. If Adonis' piling on the pounds offended McMahon, why on earth did he persist in pushing bulbous hick Uncle Elmer?

Because he f*cking loves hillbillies.

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McMahon's fascination with the farmer types is presumably rooted in his trailer park upbringing, but if they're in dungarees they can basically walk, talk and work any way they like and he'll book them. Adonis at least got the win here, but the card-filler barely even satisfied that brief.