5 Ups & 9 Downs From WWE Raw (Feb. 22)
3. Ooey Gooey Orton
Let’s keep this one simple: Randy Orton spat up black goo during a backstage promo after talking about getting distracted by Alexa Bliss.
If you recall, Bliss distracted Orton in a match a while back when she showed up sitting on the turnbuckle and spitting up the same goo. That doesn’t make it all better, it just shows that it’s a continuation of this never-ending awful story.
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The worst part? The goo-spitting didn’t save us from having to endure most of Orton’s promo. Alexa! You could have saved us by afflicting him 2-3 minutes sooner!