6 Ups And 9 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (March 18)

By Scott Carlson / March 19, 2019

2. Arrive. Raise Title. Leave.

Remember the “Stone Cold” Steve Austin T-shirt from a while back? “Arrive. Raise Hell. Leave.” It was a perfect summary of what Stone Cold did when he showed up on Raw.

But Brock Lesnar? His T-shirt would look a little different.

Brock showed up and stood around while his advocate ran his mouth, hoisted the WWE Universal Championship that he’s defended once since winning it four-plus months ago, and then left before he could get involved in any physical altercation.

Seriously, why doesn’t Paul Heyman just bring a cardboard cutout to the ring instead? It’ll work cheaper.