6 WWE Money In The Bank 2017 Results Predictions

6. Hype Bros. Withstand Colónic Irritation

Whilst I'm not exactly gagging to see more Breezango pay-per-view matches given their loosely-defined 'comedy' routine at the last SmackDown event, one can't help but feel the Fashion Police have been short-changed by their omission, especially given the Colóns are involved. The Colóns!

In their match preview, WWE.com describes the Puerto Rican tandem as "devious, decorated, and possibly underrated," as they similarly grasp for things to say about a team of almost zero importance. "Decorated" is a particularly generous adjective - have Primo and Epico been involved in a wallpaper mishap since we last saw them? They're not overburdened with championship gold, that's for sure.

Clearly, the company are trying their best to oversell a team set up as fodder for Zack Ryder's big return. After six months on the shelf with a serious knee injury, the 'Ultimate Broski' isn't going to come back and lose to the former time-share salesmen in a pre-show bout. This'll be mercifully flump-like: short and sweet.