7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (March 17)

7. Marty Jannetty Has A Moral Conundrum

Slightly behind the times here - and Messeur Marty Jannetty has deleted the post, so thank the lord for screen grabs - but earlier this month, the former Rocker entertained a future as a skin flick performer on Facebook.

Jannetty was conflicted. Accepting the three picture $150,000 deal would give him the opportunity to "tear up some beautiful b*tches", but on the other hand, his family could see it. But then, Jannetty posited, his family surely couldn't judge him, when they watched it in the first place. "What do y'all think on that?" he asked.

It's not up to us, of course, but a conspicuous photo Jannetty posted two days later all but confirmed he received an answer to his question. He posted a picture of his missus applying a headlock, captioned "Is she Hott or what?? Even if she wasnt her heart is knock out GOLD." It can be reasonably inferred that she has forgiven the man for his temptations.

Jannetty is of course accustomed to taking shots to the face, having been thrown a glass window by Shawn Michaels in the early 90s, so perhaps the pornography industry might be a good fit.