7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (March 31)

7. Shane McMahon ISN'T Going To Jump Off A Rollercoaster

RAW was devoid of much insanity this week, with the exception of WWE creative actually booking one of their Champions to take the unusual step of winning a wrestling match on television. Bayley scored a pinfall over Charlotte on Monday, funnily enough, but that just means she's probably going to lose the title on Sunday.

On Tuesday's edition of SmackDown, though, WWE took the surprising step of promising that WrestleMania 33's AJ Styles Vs. Shane McMahon will be a "traditional" match in which if one of man is outside of the ring for ten seconds, they will lose. If they use weapons, they will be disqualified.

That presumably means Shane McMahon will add "Technical Wizard" to his curriculum vitae, right underneath "Hardest Man Alive Who For Some Reason Doesn't Wrestle All The Time Even Though He's Very Good At It". It's equally likely that a ref bump will excuse Shane's trademark stuntman schtick, but really, Shane attempting to go move for move with Styles isn't that inconceivable a possibility. This is a man who worked a pseudo-MMA match with the Undertaker last year.

He might try to do a Canadian Destroyer. God help us.