7 Most Insane Things Happening In Wrestling Right Now (Sept 15)

7. Bray Wyatt Is Talking Nonsense

This is more of a mundane development than an insane one, given that Bray Wyatt talks nonsense whenever there's a microphone anywhere near his face, man. Ha, ha, ha. But his comments in a recent Miami Herald interview are particularly batsh*t. Bear in mind that, since debuting on the main roster in the summer of 2013, The Man Of 1,000 Losses has:

Only very briefly turned face, a spring '16 development retconned after he suffered a calf injury; Initiated virtually all of his programmes with the exact same MacGuffin method of interrupting a match and taking an incomprehensible dislike to his new rival; Droned on about false prophets longer than Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Combined. And multiplied. By as many times as he's lost matches; In short, undergone no character development whatsoever, unless the transition from ultra-promising act to ultra-counterproductive loser counts.

Wyatt proclaimed the following upon promoting WWE 2K18:

I think the thing about keeping your character fresh is when you change as an individual you have to flow with it.

Wyatt was revealed as a family man-cum-adulterer earlier this year, a change that sadly never translated to the ring. Bray Wyatt, the Eater Of Ring Announcer Chuff, is surely a more entertaining prospect than his horror movie tribute act. The rollers on those dated VHS tapes are spinning in an infinite, depressing loop.