7 Possible Tag Partners For Braun Strowman At WrestleMania 34

7. Rey Mysterio

It's a well-known truism of life that little 'n' large deliver results. Footballers Heskey and Owen. Jungle dwellers Timon and Pumba. 'Comedians' Little and Large. None of these pairings were anything to laugh at.

Same applies in the squared-circle, where the big man/little man routine isn't just interesting to behold, but a surefire road to success. Just look at Owen Hart & Yokozuna, one a sprightly Canadian speed demon, the other a sort of immovable pillow: two time tag champions. And what about Kane, who towered over all fifty or so of his partners yet raised just about all of them to lofty heights, with at least five of his tag-titles coming as a consequence mismatched sizes?

It's all about the one's strengths compensating for the other's weakness you see, or some such made-up b*llocks. All of which means Rey Mysterio would be absolutely ideal for big Braun.

Unfortunately, he's currently out with a torn biceps, and unless the severity of the damage has been exaggerated to mask a major WrestleMania moment, this one, like an obedient household pet, is off the table.

Strowmometer Reading: Strow chance in hell.