7 Reasons WWE Royal Rumble 2015 Will Bore You To Tears

By Marcus K. Dowling /

6. The Dudley Boyz? Cool, But...

WWE appears to be ready to reach their hand into the "way back in 2002" machine again and pull out Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley at the Royal Rumble. Yeah, seeing Heath Slater take a 3-D in the Rumble only to have like, Rusev savate kick D-Von over the top and Bubba Ray get dumped out by like, the Big Show feels like a waste. Of course, the Dudleys follow in a line that has included Brock Lesnar and Batista's returns over the past two years, returns that have netted a lower return on investment with each throwback walking through the curtain. Before you know it, Vince'll bring back Impact Wrestling champion Bobby Lashley, and make a call to CM...naaah, let's not get crazy here. But, yeah. After the initial excitement of a 3-D, what does that really leave us with. The New Age Outlaws put over the Usos. It looks like a slew of classic tag teams are already involved in putting over The Ascension. Unless The Masters of the Universe or Los Matadores are getting a shove up the card, do D-Von and Bubba Ray become NXT trainers? Maybe. I love the idea of watching Enzo Amore and Colin Cassady getting groomed by the 10-time tag team champions of the world.