Here it is, the peak of abstract, pretentious professional wrestling Halloween costumes. Virgil was the worst, the worst of the worst, worsted (is that a word) only by his SummerSlam 1991 opponent, Nailz. Since retiring from in-ring competition however, Virgil has become one of the most entertaining personalities in wrestling, for one reason. He is possibly the saddest man alive. Pay respects to him this Halloween by throwing on some jogging bottoms, add a plain t-shirt or hoody, and proceed to sit on your own all evening. If approached, be sure to make some sort of ridiculous remark such as 'I'm the black Steve Jobs', or try to charge the acquaintance to have their photograph taken with you. There you have it! Seven Halloween alternatives from the wrestling world. Roll on Saturday...