7 Worst Wrestling Moments Of The Week (March 12)
Taking the Fastlane to Garbage City.
This week in wrestling, Undertaker and Roman Reigns fought over who has the nicer backyard, Bray Wyatt took some time off to rebuild his shed and buy a better lock and Dutch Mantell told us he was going to make Impact great, right in the middle of the worst night of commentary in wrestling history.
The worst line of the week—and possibly of 2017 so far—belongs to Michael Cole, who had the nerve to say “It feels like WrestleMania here tonight at the Bradley Center!” right in the middle of a CESARO VS. JINDER MAHAL MATCH!!! Lucky for Mauro Ranallo that Cole dropped that line, otherwise his claim on 205 Live of Orton vs. Styles being “The greatest SmackDown main event ever” would have earned him this spot. Randy hasn't been in a "greatest" of anything in about a decade.
Random wrestling goodness: I’m sure it’s happened before, but major props to Samoa Joe locking Chris Jericho in his finisher, then going back in the ring to beat the ten count. I’ve always wanted that to be somebody's gimmick. It was like when Brock Lesnar first came to WWE and just beat the hell out of people until the ref had to stop the match. More of this, please!
Lastly, as a side note for WWE, it’s kind of weird to try and pay honor to Trish and Lita and tie in their importance to Women’s History Month while showing a clip of them in a bra and panties match. Just something for the company to think about.
But let’s not waste anymore time. Let’s make like The Boss and Banks Statement our way through WWE and Impact Wrestling’s 7 worst moments of the week!