8 Things WWE Have Promised For WrestleMania 33 (And Must Deliver)

6. That John Cena Will Finally Tie The Knot

That’s where this is heading, right?

You can’t build up an angle where your top babyface is being continually berated for not popping the question, only to have him not do it at WrestleMania. It’s too perfect to squander such an opportunity, and presumably Nikki and John are already in on the angle, and have agreed to everything beforehand.

This would probably mean The Miz losing (what self-respecting woman wants to marry a loser?), but that does feel like the best ending to this story. Miz has generally had the upper hand in terms of verbal confrontations, the stakes aren’t high enough or important enough for a Miz loss to hurt him all that much, and for Cena to finally ‘put a ring on it’ in front of a sold out Orlando crowd would be a nice sendoff for him before he takes some more time off.

If that doesn’t happen, and The Miz goes over, it could potentially put a downer on the rest of the evening. It will only serve to prove that The Miz was right about everything when it comes to John Cena's pre-marital failings.