8 'Totally Serious' Guesses To The Identity Of WWE's "White Rabbit"

8. CM Punk

...♬Punk's heading back to WWE♬

Let's look at the facts, shall we?

1) Rabbits are know for being promiscuous. CM Punk stated, literally under oath, that CM stands for "Chick Magnet".

2) "Cult of Personality" - Punk's theme - refers to Mussolini, who was once described as "a phenomenal rabbit" by a political rival. (Hope that helps, Britt!)

3) The song "White Rabbit" refers to the speaker taking two pills. The most famous two-pill combination is the Matrix's red pill and blue. Punk has a Pepsi tattoo on his shoulder. The colours of Pepsi? Red and Blue.

Ladies and gentlemen, need we say more?

Finally - finally - we have a sensible explanation for Punk's behaviour at the AEW press conference. Punk has clearly been chomping at the bit to reunite with his best bud Triple H, and his outrageous rant was simply the move of a mastermind playing at a level well beyond the comprehension of us mere mortals.

Bravo, Punk. We clap slowly in your general direction.