8 WWE Hall Of Famers Who Would Be Better Presidents Than Donald Trump

By David McCutcheon /

4. €œMillion Dollar Man€ Ted DiBiase

Donald Trump had to take a €œsmall loan€ of a million dollars from his father to get his own empire off the ground. You know who didn€™t need a €œsmall€ million dollar loan to rise up through the ranks of the rich and famous? €œThe Million Dollar Man€ Ted DiBiase. What€™s better about Mr. DiBiase comparatively to his rich associates is his willingness to use his money for openly evil purposes. You know, like challenging a child to bounce a basketball for money, only to kick the ball away on the cusp of victory. That€™s cold blooded. We need a leader who is not afraid to let kids starve in the streets for their own amusement, as clearly indicated by the recent election results. Unbridled millionaire apologists love a guy who isn€™t afraid to rub his success in the nose of others, as they€™re usually too clueless to recognize they€™re the ones whose schnoz is the punchline.
The one tricky issue is the obvious one: the question of manservants in the White House. But perhaps Virgil won€™t join him? Or, even better, perhaps he could be his running mate? Virgil fell on hard times after he left the side of DiBiase, so he could use the recognition of being the Vice President of the United States of America to get over again.