He is a real American, and hell fight for the rights of every man and woman. Itd be pretty cool to hear Hulk Hogan walk up to the podium, where Mean Gene would be standing with the microphone in-hand, all while blasting his Real American theme tune to give State of the Union addresses. Hed hold his hand to his ear whilst fielding questions from the myriad of reporters. In times of tragedy, hed give that shooting glance of heartbreak he gave when Andre the Giant ripped his necklace off to set up their epic feud at WrestleMania III. Hed refer to fellow world leaders as dude and brother," and all would be right with the world. Listen, its not as idyllic as it could be. Lets address the elephant in the room: Hulk Hogan said some stupid, racist stuff. It was heinous and terrible to think, let alone say. And a lot of folks can say he didnt know he was being recorded, but thats never an excuse. But at least hes sorry for saying those racist things he said in a dark period in his life, as opposed to Trump unabashedly (and somehow successfully) using racism as a platform to become the President. Okay, so look, Hulk Hogan also has a sex tape, which isnt necessarily appealing to the populous at large, but hey, hes been on reality television! Thats the selling point, right? Plus, Hogan also portrayed Mr. America, a masked superhero of freedom, so he's even more of a great candidate.