Okay, so Undertaker is Vince's ghoulish avatar for this match. Great. Now what? Unless Vince holds some sort of dark secret over Undertaker's head (you know, one worse than the fact that his brother survived a mortuary fire in their youth), why would WWE's Clint Eastwood take orders from someone he's feuded with a million times? Other than hitting Brock Lesnar in the crotch a few times last summer, Undertaker hasn't done anything treacherous or underhanded since encasing Paul Bearer in concrete on a devilish whim. In other words, why is Undertaker going to attack Shane on Vince's command? For crying out loud, 'Taker and Shane started the Corporate Ministry together! This would be like Lennon being ordered to maim McCartney.