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9. John Cena Cuts Promo On Lebron James

Newsworthy Bite: While promoting his movie Trainwreck, John Cena decided to cut a promo on James, who also plays a part in the film.

"Alright, Mr. James, if that is your real name. It just sounds like you're parading around with two first names, like my name is Stan Mike. I mean, really, who is LeBron James? I'll tell you who he is; he's the guy this Sunday that's going to step in the ring with me and I'm going to dribble his face on the canvas as if it was a Spalding basketball. I'm going to rip your spine off your back and perform a double tomahawk jam to a fan in the third row eating nachos, sippin' on a 72 ounce Coke. And then at the very end of the night, when I hold up a trophy that is a championship belt, nay a golden basketball, people will realize I'm the one who truly knows how to handle my balls."

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Reaction: Alrighty then, ends it on a balls joke, classic Cena. Let's move on, shall we?