Another 10 Crazy Lies Told By Hulk Hogan That No One Believes

10. A Matter Of Inches

Let's start with one of Hogan's most recent lies.

During his Gawker trial, it came out that Hulk Hogan's 24" pythons weren't the Hulkster's only bodily appendages whose size was worth noting.

Yes, it is on record that he discussed Hulk Hogan's 10-inch hog on The Howard Stern Show, but that Terry Bollea's Jake the Snake isn't that big.

Apparently Terry Bollea is more El Torito than Brahma Bull by comparison, since Hulk Hogan's junk is larger. Which is an important part of the babyface mystique, of course.

Hulk Hogan is insane.