Every Cinematic Wrestling Match Ever - Ranked!

By Adam Clery /

9. TNA Slammiversary 2017

Impact

Look, I'll keep this brief. Scott Steiner knew fine well that, at the age of about 54, he didn't have it in him to single handedly drag a tag-team match containing two commentators to a satisfying 10-minute runtime. So, ingeniously, they shot the middle seven minutes backstage ahead of time, and just aired it between brief altercations in the ring.

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Featuring a golf buggy and the Big Bad Booty Daddy saying "fat asses" about 800 times, it should be a complete disaster but it's not without its charm. Plus, if nothing else, it's preferable to seeing a man his age struggle around in the ring with two people who aren't regular workers.