Goldberg's 9 WWE Losses - From Cleanest To Screwiest

9. Vs. Braun Strowman (WrestleMania 36)

The 'Too Big For Just One Night' tagline was a rather unconvincing euphemism for 'Even We Don't Expect You To Sit Through Six Non-Stop Hours Of This Depressing Trash'.

WWE went easy on its fans at the bleak closed-set WrestleMania 36 by extending it across the Saturday and Sunday, and after Roman Reigns decided to look after his health and get the hell out of the Performance Center - not because the talents there aren't great at catching dives, but because the world was at the mercy of the COVID-19 pandemic - Vince looked at his empty death trap and settled upon Braun Strowman as the no. 1 contender to Goldberg's Universal title.

Goldberg charged to the post, missed. Attempted a body slam. Braun slipped out. Spear. Second spear. Kick-out. Third spear. Jackhammer attempt reversed into a power slam. Second power slam. Third power slam. Michael Hayes wrote this layout into his Notes app when taking a dump and left himself enough time to do the crossword.

Running power slam, and that's your lot: Goldberg just lost 100% clean in under three minutes.

Cleanliness rating: 100%