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10. Al Snow: Dumbass

If Al Snow chopped off his own head and replaced it with the mannequin one he used to carry around, he'd probably more intelligent.

He has found himself in the news cycle of late, given that he's in charge of Ohio Valley Wrestling, the subject of the imaginatively titled 'The Wrestlers' documentary on Netflix.

Did Al title that?

Former WWF Hardcore Champion Al Snow, who was only ever prominent in the Attitude Era when working plunder brawls, thinks death match wrestling is stupid. That probably warrants an entry unto itself.

The former hardcore specialist however is awarded the dubious honour of inclusion here for what is perhaps the most monumental self-own in wrestling history. He tried to make a point about how match quality is trivial in the grand scheme of things - and that drawing money is of the utmost importance - but in doing so, he all but confirmed that his own career was irrelevant. This is a dumb take to begin with - a wrestling match can be a transcendent experience even if 300 people are in the building - but of all the people to unleash it!

Snow was an endearing midcard fixture for a while, a proto-meme wrestler, but nobody purchased a ticket hoping upon hope that Snow was going to be on the card.

In a legendary online wrestling moment, a forums legend by the name of Ian put this to him: