How Triple H Perceives Every AEW Roster Member

By Michael Sidgwick /

77. Best Friends

AEW

"You guys hug, huh? You should only embrace after ruining a promising career with your past-it mates on a nostalgia show. That's warmth."

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76. Claudio Castagnoli

AEW

"I'm interested in the giant swing. No, not your move: the apparatus with which Alexa Bliss look like she's a child for some reason."

75. CM Punk

AEW

"Good snap. I was talking about your b*tch fit, not your bumping. Skinny fat ass."

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