How Vince McMahon Perceives Every Member Of The Impact Wrestling Roster

17. Rob Van Dam

“I have no interest in you, Rob, as a full-time competitor, things of that nature.”

*Phone rings*

“Hello, Mohammad bin Salman. Who? I’m talking to him right now, as it happens. One thing you should be aware of: he is a stoner.”

“Rob, he loves that you are a stoner! How does $2 million sound?”

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Posted On: 24th Sep 2019

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