If WWE Superstars Were Football Teams...

18. The Big Show - West Bromwich Albion

Slow, ponderous, and excruciating to watch, The Big Show is the living, bumbling personification of Tony Pulis' West Brom team.

There was a point when Paul Wight's Giant was an exciting addition to the main event picture, but his continued, unbearably tedious presence on the roster is now a blight on the product.

It's the same story with the Baggies, and many of us just wish they'd both f*** off.