John Cena's WWE Return: 10 Things We Can Expect

10. Lots Of Attempted Rubs

It felt as though WWE were starting as they meant to go on with John Cena's Monday Night Raw return.

Not only did 'The Champ' open the show with a long and meandering speech about twenty different things (and with the energy of a man that hadn't been ruthlessly scripted into a creative grave), but he conducted the emotions of a delighted-to-be-there crowd with genuine aplomb.

Walking, talking and acting like the biggest deal he actually is, Cena effectively played the part of The Rock back in their 2011 feud. Time, tenure and an extended taste of real acting has propelled him beyond wrestling, but few returnees haver ever looked as comfortable stepping back into the role.

It was with this gravitas that he lowered himself to Riddle's bullsh*t in an obvious attempt by the company to have some Cenadust sprinkled on 'The Original Bro'. It'd be wasteful not to attempt this with others, especially considering what he could do bell-to-bell too...