Predicting The Quality Of All 13 WWE WrestleMania 39 Matches
13. Brock Lesnar Vs. Omos
Brock Lesnar is a man who wants to go home early instead of going on late at WrestleMania, and is very selective over who he faces, much less who he puts over.
You have to be realistic over what he wants to do, because what he wants to do, more often that not, is the bare minimum. What constitutes as the bare minimum this year is actually more fascinating than the bare minimum of the last few years.
This is optimism very much measured against a curve, but at least the fans aren't in for a Paul Heyman formula finisher spam sprint. That layout is brutally tedious. It's so redundant in 2023. Luckily for those disillusioned with it, Omos can't run, much less execute a sprint match, so this will instead unfold in two very basic stages.
1) Brock Lesnar will struggle to lift Omos for a German suplex.
2) Brock Lesnar will then succeed in hitting Omos with a German suplex.
As basic as that reads, it will be a fantastic spectacle that a WrestleMania crowd, especially, will eat up. It's Hogan Vs. André, only not as huge - but in an equaliser, the sight of Omos taking a terrifying bump will be awesome in the strictest definition of the word.
This is the match that will over-deliver.
Predicted Star Rating: ★★★