Ranking EVERY WWE Royal Rumble Match From Worst To Best

38. 2009

A match trapped between Randy Orton nearly kicking Vince McMahon's bonce off on the go-home Raw and having his own head pounded flat by Shane McMahon's fists of fury the next night, 2009's match is a vehicle for 'The Viper's heel WrestleMania push, and thus as dull as one of his chinlocks.

Alongside his Legacy group, he gets the job done, but not before Triple H almost batters the lot of them (again) en route to a runners-up spot.

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Posted On: 30th Jan 2023

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