Ranking EVERY WWE Royal Rumble's Biggest Surprise 1988-2022

19. 2009 - Santino Secures The Shortest Ever Stint

A drab Rumble from a drab era was made less so by the man that was typically tasked with always doing that sort of thing at the time.

Santino Marella barely lasting a second in the match ensured he'd keep the short-stay record forever, and his selling of the moment was memorable enough to make his "I wasn't ready!" an affectionate feature of retrospective video packages ever since.