Ranking What Was REALLY The Worst Wrestling Match Every Year 1990-2021

26. 1996 - Hulk Hogan & Randy Savage Vs. The Alliance To End Hulkamania, WCW Uncensored

Nowadays, the Alliance To End Hulkamania is everybody but Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff and the odd boring d*ckhead egg account on Twitter who thinks life "sucks now" because you aren't allowed to be openly racist anymore.

But in 1996, the Alliance To End Hulkamania was every heel that Hulk Hogan felt like going over, and go over he did.

Against eight wrestlers (one of whom was named for a time after the nazi plan to exterminate the worldwide Jewish population).

Doing the maths, he beat four people by himself. Actually, Savage wasn't the star he was, brother, so really, it was more like six! Or seven!

It was a very stupid (and amusing) three-storey cage match worked as a side-scrolling beat 'em up coded by an aged bronzed narcissist f*ck who admired the length of his own c*ck.

"Terry Bollea does not have a 10-inch penis," he is on record as saying.

"It's a 24-inch python, brother!"