WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Aug 24)

By Andrew Soucek /

2. Don't Have A Cow Man!

Cowabunga! WWE sure does some awful things. I like Renee Young, but when she gleefully exclaimed €œthis is fantastic!€ to seeing Hornswoggle in a cow outfit on Superstars, I couldn€™t help but lose 35% of the respect I€™d built up for her. It€™s going to take a long time to build that goodwill back up. All right, now who in creative thought it would be funny to see Hornswoggle dressed as a cow? Why is that funny to them? How is that even a joke? Well, the announcers wanted to keep their jobs so they dug in and tried to mine every possible cow pun possible. None of them good mind you. I submit these to you now. Read at your own peril! €œThis is udderly ridiculous (said twice)!€ €œThat is where whole milk comes from.€ €œNaked Gun 2 and a calf!€ €œWe have to call the humane society.€ €œThe cow flies over the Slater.€ And lastly, if Slater is on a bit of a winning streak, why did they have him lose to El Torito and Hornswoggle? That€™s just udderly stupid! Take that WWE, two can play that game!