WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Aug 7)
Pokemon, a broken club and kidnapping!
This week in professional wrestling, Brock Lesnar went to Viperville, Randy Orton went to Suplex City and Mick Foley went to Liartown when he proclaimed that “The Raw roster is stacked!” Hope your dignity was worth it MICK!
The best person in wrestling this week goes to the individual who created Bobby Roodes’ “Glorious” theme song! It’s not often we get to experience a masterpiece. Second place goes to the jobber who was insanely excited to get $1,000 for agreeing to fight Braun Strowman, and who would have received $5,000 if he won. Despite his impressive enthusiasm...man, WWE has some really bad payouts. No wonder a lot of past mid-card talent didn’t want to return for the brand split.
Also, Titus O’Neil asked the question that we’ve all been secretly asking ourselves behind closed doors—but no one had the courage to say out loud—when he questioned when Darren Young was ever great. Over in TNA, a man was kidnapped at knifepoint, which worked out really well for Samoa Joe’s character when the same thing happened to him. Lessons learned!
Well, let’s not waste anymore time. Let’s just all become great again together, and get ready to Crossface Chickenwing our way through WWE and TNA’s worst of the week!