WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (June 26)
Stay out of the sun, and stay away from WWE humor!
A new World Heavyweight Champion, and a suspension of a top star. It was a fascinating week in professional wrestling, one that will have big ramifications on the short, and potentially long term future of WWE. Oh yeah, and David Otunga got the call up to take over for Jerry Lawler on SmackDown while he’s suspended. Good for him!
The worst line of the week goes to our good friend Mauro Ranallo for this gem during the opening tag match at Money in the Bank “They were a well oiled team, now they’re a well Aloe Vera’d team.” Nothing like a good body lotion joke to set things up for the night.
Since I’m strangely feeling a little positive, let’s also hand out a best line of the week to Chris Jericho for “The only perros I see are a pair-o-idiots.” The more juvenile and lame his insults get, the more brilliant I find them. When he leaves again, I’d be fine with them airing random pre-recorded messages of him calling people a stupid idiot every week until he eventually returns.
Over in TNA, Michael Bennett threatened Dixie Carter with a million dollar lawsuit. If that were WWE, Vince McMahon would probably pull the cash out of his own pocket and hand it over. In TNA, that would be enough to put the company out of business for good.
But let’s not waste anymore time. Since we won’t see it for a month, and you know you'll miss it, let’s get ready to Spear our way through WWE and TNA’s worst of the week!