It goes without saying, but Kofi Kingston did not enjoy his holiday to Japan. He gave it his level-best, and even got one or two dropkicks in, but Brock Lesnar unhinged his jaw and ate him in a single bite. The Beast introduced Kofi to his daughter, Agony, then stood there with a shotgun while the two got married. But it was the first German Suplex to Kofi that was the worst. It was *horrible* to watch. The phrase 'folded up like an accordion' is oft overused, but Kingston visibly folded, landing high and devastatingly hard on his neck and shoulders. It's beautiful and horrifying all at once, like a baby shark, or Cillian Murphy's sextape. RIP Kofi. You will be missed.