Last night's WWE Raw SuperShow results from Nassau Coliseum on Long Island, New York. Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler are on commentary. Long Island's own Mick Foley opens the show wearing a suit. He says he got a call late last night from the WWE Board of Directors who were calling former General Managers and Commissioners to see if they wanted to fill in whilst they figure out a permanent replacement for the fired John Laurinaitis. Foley said for tonight's Raw and SmackDown this week he will be the temporary host. He announces a Kane and Daniel Bryan vs World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus and WWE Champion CM Punk for tonight. Foley then introduces John Laurinaitis to give a farewell address. Laurinaitis comes out on a crutch, with his arm in a sling and a brace around his neck. "You Got Fired" chants plays as Laurinaitis comes to the ring gingerly. Foley hugs Johnny Ace and causes him more pain. Crowd booing the hell out of Laurinaitis and Foley plays up the crowd to draw more heat. Laurinaitis gets made and says he will address the WWE Universe later with his farewell address. For now he is here to announce the main event he had already booked before he was fired last night. It will be John Cena vs Big Show, David Otunga and John Laurinaitis in a handicap match. Laurinaitis tells Foley to "have a nice day!". 1) WWE Champion CM Punk & World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus defeated Daniel Bryan & Kane The finish came when AJ Lee's music hits and she comes down wearing a Kane mask and colours. She skips around the ring in her mask and around Kane who looks on in shock. The end comes when Punk hits the GTS on Bryan and Sheamus then nails the Brogue Kick for the win. Dolph Ziggler is backstage with Jack Swagger. He says that Swagger has been riding his coattails every night and that Vickie Guerrero knows who the main man in this group is. Vickie says she is tired of this and it's time to make a a decision. She just spoke to Foley who has made a match between them for tonight. David Otunga is backstage with Laurinaitis. They're mocking Foley when Big Show walks in. Laurinaitis says tonight, Show is going to knockout Cena and then Laurinaitis. Heays people won't forget his name and he will be leaving with an impression they will never forget. 2) Dolph Ziggler defeated Jack Swagger with the Zig Zag out of nowhere for the pinfall. After the match, Vickie Guerrero gets in the ring and hugs Ziggler. They kiss and leave together. Paul Heyman is out next and the crowd chant for ECW. He says he is here to advocate Brock Lesnar and has a word Triple H is not used to - no. No, Brock Lesnar is not going to drop his lawsuit against the WWE, no Heyman will not drop his own lawsuit against Triple H, and most importantly - no, Lesnar will not fight Triple H at WWE SummerSlam. The crowd heavily boo. Heyman thanks the fans for the attention and Triple H for his time and he goes to leave when HHH's much hits. HHH says he is not one of Heyman's cronies from the 90's, drinking his kool-aid. He knows Heyman is a habitual liar. He says Lesnar will fight him at SummerSlam. Heyman goes to speak but Triple H says he only wants to hear from Lesnar. He wants to hear if he will step up and fight. Triple H shows a poster on the big screen of a SummerSlam poster and says that Lesnar can be made famous again and the poster child of the company. He just needs to agree to fight. Otherwise he will go down as the guy who was scared of HHH. Heyman says Triple H is good but he should go back to his little princess and play the king of kings because in Lesnar and Heyman's world, he ain't the king of anything. Heyman says Triple H is getting more and more like Vince McMahon everyday and he always knew how to push Vince's buttons and he will do the same with him. Heyman attempts to get Triple H mad and it's working. He wants HHH to punch him. As Heyman turns around to leave, Triple H pulls him back and knocks him out with a big right hand. He gets on the mic and says he will see Lesnar at SummerSlam, unless he is scared of the same thing happening to him. 3) Alberto Del Rio defeated WWE United States Champion Santino Marella with the Cross Armbreaker in a non-title match. WWE Divas Champion Layla is in the ring and in honour of the upcoming 1,000th Raw episode, she introduces WWE Hall of Famer Wendi Richter and Grammy Award winner Cyndi Lauper out to the ring, making their first WWE appearances in years. Lauper says it's been a long time and that it's great to see her girl Wendi. She is interrupted by Heath Slater who comes out and says this is a train-wrack. Lauper asks who he is. Slater says he is a one man band. They share words but Slater asks them to leave the ring so the world can witness his first single. Crowd chants for Zack Ryder but when Slater starts singing it is instead Roddy Piper's music who hits and he comes out to a big pop from the crowd. Piper kiss Layla, Lauper and Richter's hands. He tells Slater to take a hike. Piper recalls that it was the Rock 'n Wrestling Connection that made the WWE what it is today and he has been waiting a long time to do this. He says he loves Lauper and recalls when her gold record was broken with Captain Lou Albano. He presents Lauper with a new record and a plaque. He presents it on behalf of himself, Albano and the entire WWE Universe. Piper gets emotional and hugs Lauper, telling her her loves her again. Slater's had enough and says the people wants to hear his single. He goes on and on before Lauper smashes the gold record over Slater's head. Piper looks concerned as Slater is busted open. But Piper and the girls dance to celebrate! 4) Primo & Epico defeated Titus O'Neil & Darren Young by countout. Abraham Washington introduced Young & O'Neil as "The Prime Time Players" but he protected his new stable by advising them to go for the count out defeat when things got tough. Footage of Chris Jericho at the Download Festival with Fozzy is shown and it is confirmed that Jericho will be back next week on RAW. John Laurinaitis gives his final address and says John Cena cheated at No Way Out and needed five men to help him. He says next time he is in the WWE it will be when he is inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. 5) John Cena defeated Big Show, David Otunga and John Laurinaitis when Cena hit three Attitude Adjustments on Laurinaitis before applying the STF to which he was tapping out furiously. Cena celebrates his win in the ring as he salutes Laurinaitis out of the WWE.