Everything that can be written about The Rock has been written. So let's do 'what's best for business' here and let The Rock do the talking for himself: "The Rock remembers meeting your daddy, Cowboy Bob Orton! I remember that. And I also remember some cat named 'Soulman' Rocky Johnson whooping your daddy's ass!" "No, wait a minute, it keeps going back. Your grandaddy! Bob Orton, Sr. -- The Rock's grandaddy High Chief Peter Maivia layin' the Samoan SmackDown on his monkey ass!" "Oh, back -- even way back more than that." "Your big fat ass grand mammy, your mammy -- but they all complained. Hell, The Rock's grandmomma and his momma slapped the lips off all two of them bitches!"