WWE Royal Rumble 2023: Predicting All 15 Wrestlers Not Yet Announced

15. Dominik Mysterio

Dominik and Rey Mysterio must interact, will interact, and Dom must wear his obnoxious, deluded grin when they interact.

Rey doesn't want to fight or even hurt Dom, but they're working a WrestleMania match, so that story must be advanced. The Rumble, with its many moving parts, is the ideal vehicle with which to achieve that. Rey can (and should) eliminate Dom by accident, and - this doesn't write itself, Triple H has elegantly driven the story to this point - he has the ideal move with which to do it.

Rey hits somebody or other with the 619, they stumble back, and knock a gloating tw*t Dom off the apron.

Rey is crushed, Dom is incensed, and the match will be set after the Judgment Day use the elimination as motivation to beat Rey down so hard that he'll have no choice.

Damian Priest will have to do most of the work there, obviously.