WWE TLC 2017: 7 Results Predictions

7. Sly Fox Can't Break Banks

Alicia Fox finally has merchandise! Like the liberating whistle signalling the end of a tough day down at the mill, or rushing to the lav to unleash a bladdersworth following a delayed train journey, what a relief.

That said, it is a little peculiar that it has taken the best part of a decade for Fox to earn a single poxy t-shirt, especially given the company's propensity to monetise anything and everything on the proviso that there's at least one drooling fanatic willing to buy it. Even James Ellsworth had branded apparel before poor Alicia.

Foxy's long-awaited clothing describes the one time Divas champ as "crazy" in the mould of one of her vulpine namesakes. Is there any scientific evidence to suggest foxes act irrationally? For the large part, they are shy, recondite creatures, with an unfair reputation for disturbing poultry and bins.

Perhaps it's just an idiom. One thing that is "crazy" is the suggestion that Alicia - parachuted into TLC's advertising hour to promote her new garb - will win.

Prediction: Sasha sends Fox trotting with a clean win.