This week in WWE, we saw one man kidnap another man, terrorize him and lock him in a room fearing for his life. For the price of only 10 McChickens you can tune in on Sunday to see his opponent, the WWE Champion, finally get revenge on this bully! Well night of Champions is upon us and America itself is on the line as Mark Henry does his best to defend its honor. After nearly destroying the nations integrity because of his relationship with Mae Young, he owes us one. This week we also saw The Great Khali do the unthinkable when he broke Paul Heymans favorite fake phone. After all those budget cuts WWE cant even afford to break a real, cheap phone? What is this, TNA? Also, why couldnt Cena defend the door himself? What else did he have to do that required him to disappear for over an hour and a half (or half-time as he said). And if we learned anything this week, its to never, ever insinuate that John Cena doesnt posses testicles. Lets not waste anymore time. Because its time to fight for justice and other stuff like that. Believe that! Believe in the worst of the week!