WWE WrestleMania 34 Results Predictions

12. Alexander The Great

If a fantastic cruiserweight match takes place in a Superdome, and nobody is around to see it, will it still generate any noise?

Sadly: probably not. Neville and Austin Aries excelled in this spot 12-months ago, but the indignity of their mostly-empty arena match contributed to both imitating camels and getting the hump. Oddly, despite being similarly shoved to the Pre-Show of the Immortals, the purple portion of WWE is in a more promising position. Since Enzo's acrimonious exit, 'wrestling' has became the watchword of 205 Live, and the title tournament final will likely not disappoint.

A winner is harder to predict, but most of the narrative has focused on a happy ending for Cedric, so let's go for that.

Prediction: Alexander wins, but everybody goes home pleased. At least, everybody not still trying to get into the stadium.