WWE WrestleMania 36: 16 Results Predictions

16. Otis' Pain Is Calling, Oh Mandy!

It's heartening that Dolph Ziggler will receive an entirely appropriate reception at WrestleMania this weekend. The veteran's inclusion on the show is ostensibly to give Otis the rub, or else what is the actual point in forcing a population already bored of their own four walls to sit through a bloody Dolph Ziggler match?

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The outcome is inevitable, then: Otis beats his love rival, and probably 'gets the girl' as it were, because WWE are tone deaf in every single department (this show is happening, remember) and women are property to be won and lost via wrestling matches. Let it go, big guy, she doesn't owe you anything.

Prediction: Otis comes up Roses (yuck).

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