"If Sheamus wanted to teach me about braiding my facial hair, or piercing my nose, or spiking my hair into a stupid mohawk, or laughing non-stop like a jackass..."
Roman, mate, we can't wipe that stupid grin off your face for love nor money. You're the one who should be teaching Sheamus how to laugh non-stop like a jackass. Remember that horrible smirk you wore throughout the whole of the RAW after Sheamus cashed-in on you? Exactly. Look serious for once, please!