10 Batsh*t Crazy Horror Films For Halloween

10. Dracula (The Dirty Old Man)

To the gratitude of bad movie lovers, the producers of this shoestring horror movie lost the soundtrack during production and decided to redub it as a comedy. The results will stay with you for the rest of your life.

For budgetary reasons, Count Dracula lives in one of California’s Bronson Caves and, after transforming a nosy journalist into a lycanthrope named Irving Jackalman, instructs him to procure young virgins. When the starlets are delivered to his cave, the Count ties them up, starts fondling them and….that’s when the movie goes mad.

Dubbed with the voice of a bad Bela Lugosi impersonator, the Count points out technical goofs and jokes about how cheap the movie looks. In between denuding starlets, he’ll look around his cave and say, “I’ve got to get a new interior decorator.” At one point, he says, “I am Count Dracula. Which is Alucard backwards. So you can call me Ali.”