10 Dumbest Villain Plans From Sci-Fi Movies

10. Blowing Up The Earth As A Business Plan - Zorg (The Fifth Element)

Despite having the most alien name to ever alien, Zorg is actually the main human antagonist of Luc Besson's The Fifth Element.

Played by Gary Oldman, Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg - whose initials are J-BEZ, which is hilarious - is a powerful Earth-based businessman working with an extraterrestrial force known only as "The Great Evil".

Word of advice Zorg - maybe don't have dealings with people who have the word "Evil" literally in their name?

J-BEZ hires a group of mercenaries called the Mangalores to intercept a weapon meant to destroy the Great Evil. He does this because he... wants to help them blow up the Earth... the same planet that all his business is on... right...

Perhaps he's been offered a place at the top of whatever new society will form out of the ashes of the planet, but Zorg is so far beneath the Great Evil that he has to know they'll dispose of him as soon as the job is done.

For a supposedly smart man, J-BEZ makes the worst decision of his life getting into bed with these guys. Ok, second worst decision after that combover.