10 Horror Films You Constantly Have To Defend Hating

10. Martyrs

My brother once asked me, “you’re into your horror films aren’t you?” Well yes, I would say so. “Have you seen that quite obscure French indie horror…what’s it called…the one with the religious people and the basement?”

He of course was talking about Martyrs, the incredibly well-known and not at all obscure French horror from circa 2008. For many years now it has been one of the first titles that comes to mind when recommending something to a horror novice. And the movie does have some good unexpected moments, a fair dose of body horror and some pretty decent performances - as well as the added benefit of being an international film which makes you look really cultured and well-rounded.

Nobody is denying that it’s a pretty iconic film and a fair introduction to horror for the uninitiated. That, however, does not mean that you have to like it.

When it comes down to it, the movie offers very little in the way of plot, character development, interesting visuals or meaningful reflection. The only reason it’s as famous as it is is because a girl gets her skin peeled off. If you removed that, nobody would bother - I guarantee you.

It’s not nearly as edgy as the fans like to think it is. Next time you find yourself fighting for your life explaining why it doesn’t impress you, just know you’re not alone.