10 Idiotic Decisions Made By Characters In Man of Steel

By Edward Owen /

10. Jor-El Orphans His Son

We€™re midway through the first act, and Clark has just discovered Krypton€™s outpost spacecraft. Putting the family sigil into the pedestal, he soothes the murderous desires of a floating tentacles-robot and then finds a bearded Russell Crowe appearing before him, ready to drop all sorts of exposition. And he doesn€™t disappoint €“ Jor-El uses his velvety tones to explain to Clark where he comes from, what happened to the Kryptonian Empire and why he and Lara blasted their young son off into space. It all seems pretty reasonable. Then Clark asks why his parents didn€™t travel with him. Being honest, it seems a fair question, and it€™s a shame Jor-El€™s answer is almost laughably inadequate. He argues that Kal-El represents a new dawn for Krypton, whereas he and his wife are relics of old Krypton. Therefore, they€™d better perish with everyone else. I€™m sorry, but what? Was that your answer? Effectively, Jor-El told his son that he and his wife committed suicide for the sake of a metaphor. It€™s not like they couldn€™t have travelled with him €“ as Zod and his band of rogues showed later, Kryptonians can travel across space quickly, and in bulk. It wouldn€™t have been hard to take a bigger craft. But no, Jor-El condemns his son to a life of potential orphanhood €“ he doesn€™t know that craft will land in Kansas, in the back garden of the greatest adoptive parents ever. What if he landed in some war-torn hell-hole? He wouldn€™t grow up as some paragon of virtue, he€™d probably grow up as the world€™s strongest drug mule. It€™s times like this you really need a parent, and Jor-El totally dropped the ball.