Lets say youve managed to get that first date with the girl of your dreams. The work isnt over yet, good sir. There are billions of steaming beefcakes out there, all vying for your lady's affections. How do you stop her from dropping you like a cold potato? As we see in Fools Rush In, sometimes the oldest methods are the best: knock her up. Aim right at those throbbing ovaries and unload. Granted, this wont work with certain women because of their lack of respect for life and love of loopholes. It helps a lot if they come from a giant ethnic family. Besides them being more likely to be pushy and religious (preventing any sort of embryonic murder), you can use the upcoming baby as a way to get in with her people. Go hunting with the brothers, eat Dads cooking, and the game is over. Matthew Perry uses this technique to capture Salma Hayek. If someone like him could trap such a luscious badger, then truly this technique works for anyone.